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fredag, november 25, 2005

Doomsday Device

A friday not long ago the doomsday device was created. A doomsday mechanism that noone had layed eyes upon before. Relatively small in its size, (One might think a doomsday mechanism would require quite a large space but that was not the case with this solution) you could bring it everywhere.

For everyones safety the GO-button was programmed to activate only with a push from the 3 Creators DNA's and fingerprints. Anyone else without proper authority trying to push would get cancer in their hand and a 33% higher risk of getting aids. All this to prevent unnecessary attempts to push and to invoke proper respect to the seemingly harmless item.


Everything started with the Creators constant feeling of frustration in the society. So many problems and so little possibilities to make a difference. Something to empower the Creators was needed. They had a brilliant idea. Doomsday! The solution to all problems, the perfect catch on all humans with any instinct for self-preservation left, a never ending source of power – all in the same box!


The destruction mechanism worked in a simple yet clever way. The sound from the triggered doomsday mechanism resonated in the smallest components of atoms and created a chainreaction of dissolving matter which in turn released enormous amounts of energy. The chainreaction of dissolving matter was enough to make everything dissapear but the released energy in itself could destroy all we know in an instant, several times over. Doomsday would because of that be a very painless procedure. Noone would feel or notice a thing until all was gone.





Doomsday Device relaxing in the armchair at a party.



One of the party-participants could not resist pushing the button. We told her about the cancer in her hand afterwards (we did'nt get a chance to warn her before it was too late). She got very upset and left the party.



Later on, at the nightclub, the device was a huge success. It aquired a lot of interest and many free drinks poured down dry throats as people were trying to befriend the Creators. All the awesome power the Creators posessed had a very positive effect on their nightlife indeed..



A few days later some of the neighbours to the Creators had gotten very upset as they had learned of the Doomsday Device. They had left in a hurry, leaving only a cryptic note left on their door. Debris and left-behind things where scattered all over the staircase.

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To be continued...

torsdag, november 17, 2005

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